The Doctor: I take it from the pathological compulsion to surrender you’re from Tivoli?
Gibbis : Yes the most invaded planet in the galaxy. Our anthem is called “glory To [Insert Name Here]
The difference between men and women after a break up
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
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Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so true, I can’t even….
HAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOO SO TRUE!!
HAHAH YES! THAT BELLA SWAN THING!!
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